Traveling
What do you like about traveling?Is it learning some new words, seeing different landscapes and cities, or perhaps experiencing different foods and cultures?
I love all of these things, but what makes traveling even more interesting, though, is all of the little surprises.
By the end of this talk you will have learned some of the more unusual things I discovered while living and travelling in Asia.
There's more than one use for a moped.
The first thing I learned is that there is more than one use for a moped. my first trip to Asia was to Vietnam.Vietnam, with a land mass that is about 1/3 of BC's, has a population of more than 80 million people, and it is estimated that there are over 30 million mopeds or motorcycles on the road. Mopeds are used for everything there, and the uses can be quite creative.
Business is conducted from the back of mopeds -- all kinds, legal and not so legitimate.
They are a social tool -- in Saigon youth spend their evenings cruising the core of the city, fishing for their next romantic encounter.
And though designed for 1 or 2 people, Mopeds are often used as family transportation (In one case I saw mama with baby in arms, baby 2 on the bench between her and papa and baby 3 on the moped floor) and to transport goods -- even 10 foot lengths of pipe.
Oddly, I even saw people sleeping on their mopeds.
So yes, there is more than one use for a moped.
Never run through a village
The 2nd lesson I have to share can be summed up in the sentence: never go for a run in a Chinese village.One morning when I and some other teachers were visiting a village in southern China we decided to go for a jog. We had had months of greasy food and unclean air, so we thought a nice run would do us some good.
We began the run at around 6, when the serene village was just coming to life. As we passed by the homes, we noticed that there were quite a few dogs, and they all seemed to bark at us as we passed by.
About 10 minutes into the jog, I heard Brad yelling at us to run faster. I stole a quick glance behind us and was shocked to see a pack of dogs... and they were rapidly gaining on us!
Though none of us had done more exercise than lifting bottles of beer to our mouths for months, we started pumping our legs as fiercely as we could and sprinted to the only place we thought we could escape the rabid pack -- a bolder covered hill.
We ran, and ran and the dogs got closer and closer, and first Matt went up the hill, then me, and finally Brad, a dogs slathering maw snapping in the air, where Brad's ankle had been but moments before.
I actually learned two things that day: don't run in a village, and always stay in the middle of the pack
For a dollar a bullet you can fire military weapons
The next lesson will appeal to you gun lovers.40km outside of Saigon is a town called CuChi. In CuChi you can find a unique tourist attraction. The military runs a firing range, where, for 1 dollar US a bullet you can shoot military weapons from around the world. Pretty neat firing Kalashnikovs and M16s.
What's even more interesting is that in Cambodia a similar service is offered, but the proprietor has a broader range of weapons (including RPGs), and he has a variety of targets for sale.
He has a board that lists in increasing order of cost, the targets you can buy. for example, at the bottom of the list, for 1 dollar you can shoot a watermelon. near the middle, you can see farm animals, such as pigs and cows for $100. And at the top of the list, for merely $1000, is a picture of the owner.
The story goes that he will go run in the field while you try to shoot him.
No, I did not try.
How to fight with Chopsticks
And now, what you've all been waiting for, the most useful skill I acquired in the 3 years I lived in Asia: how to fight with chopsticks!I had the chance to study some martial arts in Vietnam. One of my teachers looked like he was straight out of a Chinese martial arts film, complete with silk fighting robes and a body that was as tense and lithe as a panther.
We would train with him at day break and then get breakfast together afterward. After one brutal training session with him, and while we were enjoying a succulent bowl of Vietnamese noodles, our Master began demonstrating what to do if you were to be attacked from behind while eating your noodles.
He sat eating his noodles, holding his chopsticks like this, then suddenly he snapped his arm back and twisted the chopsticks crosswise to form a stabbing weapon, and thrust it through the air as though ramming it through an attackers throat. It was vicious and elegant at the same time.
Once the demonstration was complete, he wiped the chopsticks as though removing blood and continued to eat his steaming noodles.
Since that day I have never been able to eat a meal with chopsticks without mentally preparing myself for the fight that may one day come.
Conclusion
So now you know 4 things I'm sure you never knew before:- A myriad of uses for a moped.
- Why you should never run through a Chinese village.
- Where to shoot military weapons in Asia.
- How to defend yourself while eating noodles.